Hi Everybody, sorry for the long hiatus.  There was a big move, and it took longer than expected to get back up to speed.  With special thanks to Emily for our newest cast member, here’s the newest episode.  We’re experimenting with a bunch of new things in this episode, weigh in on if it’s for better or worse.   

So American Airlines had to ground lots of flights in order to do safety inspections.  The funny part is that everyone was griping because their flights were cancelled, not because the airlines was shown to have badly neglected a safety feature, and they were finally taking the time to fix it before it caused an electrical fire.  Go figure.  Funny how they would have saved a whole lot of money if they’d just taken the high road and used the right parts in the first place. 

So this is one of those things that I’m really not sure about.  Could be that we get a unified theory of physics, could be that we get an actual apocalypse.   Could be good, could go… well.   BAD!!!   Do any of you have an idea about the LHC?  Should it be started up?  Or should it be put to a quick and untimely death?  Make a comment and let me know what you think?

Not only are they furry and warm, they spit righteousness.    

Okay, so this whole sponsor thing just isn’t cutting it.  It’s going to take a lot more than a couple bags of doritos to launch the stick-pocalypse, so step up people.   

(In other news, StickMan continues his quest and StickWoman wonders what she ever did to deserve this.  After all, she’s a good person, how did she get stuck with this hard-wood hard-head) 

The Lego Star Wars video games are one of those things that you either enjoy, or you don’t.  I rather enjoy that they even exist in the first place… oh yeah, and never underestimate the power of epoxy.  Along with duct-tape and bailing twin it holds the world together.  

So this isn’t the broadcast we intended this week, but well…  Stick-Woman came down with a bad case of the termites so we had to use one of our reserve soundtracks.  She’s on the mend, and we’ll be back next week with a new dispatch. 

Did you ever notice that there just isn’t any Stick-Friendly TV these days? It’s a tragedy.  There was once a time of hope, a time of Gumby and Bender.   I believe in that time.  

If you want stick-people in your movies, there’s an easier way than giving your overly human actors and actresses cocaine and eating disorders.  Not that I’m opposed to that, anything to knock down the human population, but if you want to pay that kind of money to people with so much botox in their faces they can’t move their eyebrows, you should at least share a little with those of us to whom it comes naturally.   

Till Next Week,    

 -StickMan 

So here you have it.  The Stick-pocalypse.  It’s coming.  I don’t know when, I don’t know how, but it’s coming, and there’s nothing you can do about it.