For three years I worked as a drawing dummy at this infernal art
school. Now I've escaped, and after hijaking the A/V room, I'm sending
this message out. The Stick-pocalypse is coming. You can try to
prepare, but one day we will rise, and it will be glorious.
A new dispatch will be posted every Tuesday, so long as we're not
stopped by the machinations of the evil human overlords.
Long live the Stick-pocalypse!
Hi Everybody, sorry for the long hiatus. There was a big move, and it took longer than expected to get back up to speed. With special thanks to Emily for our newest cast member, here’s the newest episode. We’re experimenting with a bunch of new things in this episode, weigh in on if it’s for better or worse.
So American Airlines had to ground lots of flights in order to do safety inspections. The funny part is that everyone was griping because their flights were cancelled, not because the airlines was shown to have badly neglected a safety feature, and they were finally taking the time to fix it before it caused an electrical fire. Go figure. Funny how they would have saved a whole lot of money if they’d just taken the high road and used the right parts in the first place.
So this is one of those things that I’m really not sure about. Could be that we get a unified theory of physics, could be that we get an actual apocalypse. Could be good, could go… well. BAD!!! Do any of you have an idea about the LHC? Should it be started up? Or should it be put to a quick and untimely death? Make a comment and let me know what you think?
Okay, so this whole sponsor thing just isn’t cutting it. It’s going to take a lot more than a couple bags of doritos to launch the stick-pocalypse, so step up people.
(In other news, StickMan continues his quest and StickWoman wonders what she ever did to deserve this. After all, she’s a good person, how did she get stuck with this hard-wood hard-head)